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Nuclear Eagle Nuclear Eagle

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Badass.

Good job 'n all that, but after I finished the city level why the hell did it take me to "eSPIN-the-Bottle?"



Search for Greg Search for Greg

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Raise the fucking frame rate.

It has potential, but it's too glitchy and it like it's at 10 FPS, if that. I couldn't play for more than a few minutes because I kept randomly dying and it's hard to tell what the hell's going on. Also, put some sound in the game.

I'd like to see another version that's more complete, it doesn't look like you worked very hard on this one. You've got some talent though.


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Solarsaurs Solarsaurs

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Meh.

This is a decent game, good time waster. You did a pretty good job on it, however there is a minigame on the DS version of Super Mario 64 which is almost exactly like this, but with different graphics and you use your finger/stylus instead of a mouse. Even the music in this is similar. If the DS minigame was a flash game, I would flag this because it's like you just used a SWF decompiler to switch out the graphics and slapped your logo on it. But I'm sure you worked hard on this yourself and it's nice to be able to play it on my computer instead of a tiny DS screen.



Perfectus Volatus Perfectus Volatus

Rated 4 / 5 stars

fuck

I don't know why faggots keep bashing this game, I think you did a good job on it. It's entertaining and pretty addicting in my opinion. It amazes me that this has a score of only 3.17, yet my shitty cunthead of a flash "-Eric Cartman Soundboard-" is at 3.70. Maybe being on the front page has the effect of bringing in a ton of stereotypical teenage morons (as shown by the lack of proper third grade English and overuse of the letter "u") who say "omg this si the wurst flsh evr !!!! u shud dy" just because a game has a challenge.

There is, as always, plenty of room for improvement. I say you make another version but with improved graphics (I could help you with that), better sound effects and music (Pantera?), and more car/track options. I really like this game and it has a ton of potential. I'd be glad to give you some ideas, and I'd love to help with graphics 'n shit.


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Paintball - The Game Paintball - The Game

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I thought of this same idea a long time ago.

But I suck ass at Flash and never would've finished it, so thanks for doing so. If you plan on making another one, I suggest making it a higher resolution and a little harder. Also, I beat the game and my time was under 1400000, but when I tried to submit my score it just showed me the list and restarted.

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That-Is-Bull,It's possible.|46,41|470.25,341.5|20,53,8,6|83,96,8,9|135,147,11
,3|191,146,9,-2|235,117,9,-5|286,117,14,6|362,156,41,-154|28
,58,10,9|118,145,9,2|199,144,8,-2|212,140,20,-19|50,145,12,3
7|105,231,31,0|190,227,27,-18|258,221,32,-15|320,177,10,-15|
421,298,0,79|421,377,96,0|517,377,0,-59|420,296,58,0|458,3,-
80,262|337,218,0,110|421,295,12,-51|



Elastic Mesh Generator Elastic Mesh Generator

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Meh.

Reminds me of SodaPlay.



Mario Bros. In Pipe Panic Mario Bros. In Pipe Panic

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Wow. You replaced some graphics.

Yes, very nice job. You took the FLA of a normal Pacman, then moved some shit and changed the graphics to make it shittier. And got front page.

Amazing.



Tutorial: General Prog. Tutorial: General Prog.

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Very informative, but...

Very shitty looking, and very hard to read. And we're on Newgrounds, which is full of a bunch of stereotypical teenagers who give shit a zero because it doesn't have flashy graphics and cool background music. You've got a lot of good information in there, but it needs to look better. I'll help you with it if you want, I'm a decent designer and I could make the tutorial better. Get on AIM if you want me to do some shit for you.



Dad 'n Me Dad 'n Me

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fucking awesome. But too short.

You guys have done it again. Alien Hominid was great, this is even better. I hope it makes it to consoles too - of course, after The Behemoth's Next Game, which also looks fucking awesome. I just wish the game was longer. You guys should continue working on this, add more levels and shit. Also, a pause button would be nice.



Clash'N Slash v2 Clash'N Slash v2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very good game!

WOW. This is very addicting, I can't stop playing it. I bet you've made a good amount of money from it. I put it on my website, if you want me to take it off just ask.